Every weirdo from your high school is crafting an excuse for this as we speak

Who gives a fuck

The concept of suing my husband for lighting my candles and forgetting about them

unfortunately i do forget people see my tiktok reposts :/

during the government shutdown trump has: -given 20 billion to Argentina (then doubled it to 40b) -freed disgraced congressman George Santos -refuses to swear in Adelita Grijalva (who promised to vote for release of Epstein files) -bought Kristi Noem 2 private jets -and now

Today is for Spotify pls.🙏🏽

Accidentally door dinging a brand new g wagon will really make u question yourself

It’s crazy how good babies are for excuses. You can be like, “Sorry we’re late, SOMEBODY pooped themselves!” and everyone just assumes it was her.

christmas is finally over now i can focus on what matters.. my birthday🎀

Straws are so back!

I have been cutting up the plastic things that hold cans together for the last 20 years so that they wouldn't strangle a sea turtle

EVEN IF YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT AND EVEN IF YOU CAME INTO THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT DOING IT THE “LEGAL WAY” EVEN THEN YOU DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. IMMIGRANTS DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. BROWN PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE TO DIE. THEY DONT DESERVE TO BE HUNTED DOWN & PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND THEN KILLED.

I’m telling yall right now if an ICE agent asks me to present proof of citizenship, I’m going to either be arrested or die…

I’ve been called a cunt and a bitch but at least I’ve never been called a republican

Ozempic? Try Marlboro. Prozac? Try Miller Lite. Adderall? Try White Monster. There is always a natural alternative to everything.

Alex Pretti's shooting death officially ruled a homicide. Details: tmz.me/G96QqLo

Talarico: They're going to throw everything they have at us. They're going to call me a radical leftist. They're going to call me a fake Christian. They'll call our movement un-American. They'll call us a threat. The only truth is we are a threat to their corrupt system.

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh