nobody tells you about the era of your 20s when you realize people are actually not good to you and don’t deserve to be around you at all

my nervous system is so fried from having immature parents that all my long term life goals now are like “own an emotionally safe and healthy home, enjoy life’s small happy moments, learn to cook for fun and curiosity not obligation and responsibility.”

the reincarnation portal is CLOSED

I need someone to draw this as a renaissance style painting

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

I am so in love with Key West I'm literally about to drop everything and miss my flight home forever

Even animals reduce or completely stop reproduction when the environment is unfavourable.

The second I stopped being a doormat people pleaser, people started to fucking hate me lmao

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

He can fini…never mind

upma alankar she shaking ass while he’s dismantling imperialism 😭

entering 2026 with no kids, good friends, my money up and im not dating a loser… what more could i ask for

Normalize bed-rotting on Jan 1st for ur nervous system

How life feels when I respond like a bitch and not like a people pleaser

Dracula’s soldiers had to tear him naked out of his wife’s arms and put his armor on for him so they could take him to war. When she died? He was outside on the coffin getting snowed on 400 years later still screaming and crying. I’m really done dating unless it’s like that.

I'm not shy I just can't fucken hear you

Not the entire theater busting out laughing when the credits rolled at the end of Wuthering Heights

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change