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Simon

@muddydwarf

cycling & rugby, beers & coffee. Sale Sharks supporter.

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Brian Cox(@ProfBrianCox) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They’ve given up now. It seems to me that the Conservative Party’s strategy is to bury their heads in the sand until after the election, at which point they will blame the in-coming Labour government for the (escalating) consequences of Brexit and claim that it would have been

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road.cc(@roadcc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today's dose of the internet being a totally normal place...

Cyclists dumbfounded by bizarre online conspiracy theory claiming bike inner tube valve is a '5G antenna tracking device' inserted under skin after Covid jab
road.cc/308119

Today's dose of the internet being a totally normal place... Cyclists dumbfounded by bizarre online conspiracy theory claiming bike inner tube valve is a '5G antenna tracking device' inserted under skin after Covid jab road.cc/308119
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Peter Lorimer(@pighilltweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Spotted a mark, or indentation in the wall of a house on the High Street, Navenby. Had to drop to my knees to see it properly... Totally worth it!
Consider me charmed.

Spotted a mark, or indentation in the wall of a house on the High Street, Navenby. Had to drop to my knees to see it properly... Totally worth it! Consider me charmed.
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James Mitchinson(@JayMitchinson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy to report The Yorkshire Post has moved out of its offices in Leeds, saving money we have now invested in journalists and journalism. My thanks to Simon for letting us live rent free in his head, though, whilst the lights are on in our new office, it seems no one is home. ☹️

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Russ Jones(@RussInCheshire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are you a natural Labour, Green or otherwise progressive voter in Michael Gove's constituency?

Imagine the joy of knowing you'd contributed to 2024's Portillo Moment.

Go on, lend your vote where it makes the biggest difference.

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Simon(@muddydwarf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Has anyone any experience of InPeak powermeters?
With Stages going bust & 4iiii seemingly out of stock for a long time I'm looking further afield.

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Russ Jones(@RussInCheshire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In my opinion, if you swap parties there should be a by-election. Even if it's a worse outcome for Labour. That's democracy.

And if Dan Poulter doesn't wanna be a Tory, fine, but suddenly being Labour doesn't make him a hero. He doesn't get to wash off 14 years of dirt.

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Simon(@muddydwarf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bloody hell.
Ordered a new chain ring for my singlespeed, a steel BMX one for longevity.
They use a different BCD don't they?
Doh! 😭

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Sarah Hope MBE(@sarahehopembe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

17 years ago today at this bus stop in Mortlake I was crushed under a bus while driver had road rage. But much worse than that my mother Elizabeth died and my precious daughter lost her leg. But the Ministry of justice still don’t treat road crime as real crime, which must change

17 years ago today at this bus stop in Mortlake I was crushed under a bus while driver had road rage. But much worse than that my mother Elizabeth died and my precious daughter lost her leg. But the Ministry of justice still don’t treat road crime as real crime, which must change
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Nick Lloyd(@Civil_War_Spain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Table football (futbolín). Classic version invented by Galician anarchist poet Alejandro Finisterre. While convalescing in Montserrat, Catalonia after bomb wound in Madrid in 1936, he felt sorry amputee kids couldn't play football so he came up with idea.
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Table football (futbolín). Classic version invented by Galician anarchist poet Alejandro Finisterre. While convalescing in Montserrat, Catalonia after bomb wound in Madrid in 1936, he felt sorry amputee kids couldn't play football so he came up with idea. theguardian.com/news/2007/feb/…
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road.cc(@roadcc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reports say that Stages Cycling has ceased operations and laid off all its staff; UK consumers reassured that any future warranty claims will be covered road.cc/308011

Reports say that @stagescycling has ceased operations and laid off all its staff; UK consumers reassured that any future warranty claims will be covered road.cc/308011 #cycling
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Paul Hindley 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸(@PaulHindley_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Next Week, voters go to the polls in a series of local elections to elect councillors across England. How would you vote in these local elections?

Please Repost to get a wider polling sample. 🗳️🔵🌹🔶💚

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Working Class History(@wrkclasshistory) 's Twitter Profile Photo

24 Apr 1932 the Kinder Scout trespass took place in protest to a lack of access granted to ramblers, with Benny Rothman being key to the movement. Rothman was imprisoned for 4 months but rallies continued, and access was granted in 2000 stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/7888/K…

#OtD 24 Apr 1932 the Kinder Scout trespass took place in protest to a lack of access granted to ramblers, with Benny Rothman being key to the movement. Rothman was imprisoned for 4 months but rallies continued, and access was granted in 2000 stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/7888/K…
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Keith Burge(@carryonkeith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The passing of the ‘Safety of Rwanda Bill’ will be shortly followed by the ‘Monogamy of Boris Johnson Bill’, the ‘Abstinence of Michael Gove Bill’ and the ‘Genius of Jonathan Gullis Bill’.

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Tim Egan(@timegan1995) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can we find my Aunt Joans cyclist rescuers?! She fell on Saturday in Bletchingley Surrey & they helped. She's OK and wants to write a thank u. Please retweet & share Orla Chennaoui Jeremy Vine Ned Boulting 🏳️‍⚧️. Read her message below and here's a 🧵about it all & her amazing life...

Can we find my Aunt Joans cyclist rescuers?! She fell on Saturday in Bletchingley Surrey & they helped. She's OK and wants to write a thank u. Please retweet & share @SportsOrla @theJeremyVine @nedboulting. Read her message below and here's a 🧵about it all & her amazing life...
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