"what do you wanna be when you grow up?" rich

When my kids ask me if they can have a puppy I'm going to be like heck yeah let's get 87

You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want u in their life

“haha i don’t care" *goes home and cries*

“what’s stopping you from doing what you want???!” well there’s my parents, money, crippling anxiety

choose people who choose you.

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly just like you.

i'm at the point in the semester where i'm stressed but i also don't give af.

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme check my schedule

no offense but if i could go back to the day i met u i would have just stayed home

If I didn’t care, I wouldn’t have stuck around as long as I did

You deserve someone who can't get enough of you. You will never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you.

Me on my wedding day:you still like me right

I wanna know where the other 600 people who follow me on Instagram are and why they don't like my pictures

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

im so stressed to the point where i dont even feel stressed anymore im just waiting for everything to collapse in on itself

its 2016 why do i still need to charge my phone

The things you think of before you fall asleep, are the things that matter the most