It's kind of patronizing that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot

I don’t want to do porn, I just want to look like I could. Right?

“I’m perfectly stable,” she said whilst licking her knife.

everyone's telling me not to "check my 401K," as if i know how

I'm old and I've had three kids. When I sneeze, Coronavirus is not my first concern.

Don’t worry about being a fuck up, us fuck ups always have the best stories.

Rip Bill Haney

You’re only three up from Marilyn Manson! Omg must be rolling in your grave youtu.be/HV8K4BaytWw

Did anyone think Mnuchin was going to come through with funds for the people who need it?? I didn’t either.

I just subscribed to Michael Moore michaelmoore.com/?utm_medium=we…

I like torturing myself with songs that make me cry

I think Lauren Boebert and Jodi Arias are the same person. Has anyone checked?

Toddlers love bipolar people

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Welcome to Ireland where people get away with racism! This little black girl broke my heart. Don’t skip this post without leaving a million heart for her. Make her famous…

"Dog park?" You mean a barking lot

Someone’s absolutely going to try and fuck the robocop