The most disturbing moment in the season finale of The Handmaid's Tale was when Serena & Fred set a time to Zoom. I came here to immerse myself in a fictional apocalyptic hellscape so I can avoid thinking about our real life apocalyptic hellscape. #HandmaidsTale #covidcontent

I just signed an @iatse petition: Tell AMPTP to Give Film and Television Workers a Fair Deal! Will you join me? Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell…

She might not get it, but she does hope your Jewish Christmas is blessed. #hanukkah #Hanukkah2021 #momsoftwitter #momlife #jewish #jewishmoms

Because of course we'd rather recognize a mythical, materialistic grandpappy than a woman. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #mommy #mama #momsoftwitter #momlife #santa #santaclaus #christmas #invisiblelabor

Every time a bell rings, a woman has to go to Mexico for a safe abortion. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #mommy #parent #christmasmorning #womensrights #prochoice #roevwade #abortion #plannedparenthood #abortionrights #abortionishealthcare #womenshealth

"Fuck. Did I remember to deactivate that Live Journal account?!"

Inhale… Exhale… Find an alibi… . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #moms #mama #mommy #mother #motherhood #parenthood #parent #maritalproblems #maritalstress #marriage #breathingtechniques #calmingtechniques

💥 THE CLEAVE by Caitlin Barlow (caitlinbarlow_) & Kathryn Renée Thomas (@mskathrynrenee) 💥

Hi! I've been quiet on Twitter for a long time b/c I'm a toddler mom & how the f@ck do I do anything? But this is tweet-worthy! So excited to work on this w/ my ride-or-die, Caitlin Barlow! The Cleave is only a tiny baby right now & we can't wait to see what it grows into!

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

I just joined @momsdemand & @everytown to send an urgent message demanding our U.S. Senators take bold action by passing gun safety legislation. We cannot wait for another mass shooting. Send your message now >> bit.ly/3GgUxyE

See you in LA in September! Honored and thrilled to bring mom-com to the pitch table with Caitlin Barlow Xo The Cleave

“I saw Chasing Amy in the theater,” bragged Tracy to her daughter’s friends, convinced this would seduce the teen into eating dinner with the family again. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #pride #pridemonth #pridemonth2022 #momfail #gayteen #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtteens

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Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.

FDA Warning: Do not exceed recommended dose, or you will end up throwing away $70 worth of Thai delivery because you're convinced the Postmates guy dissolved quaaludes in your Tom Yum so he can abscond with your children to sell them through a blackmarket adoption ring.

The YALL Los Angeles Showcase was a hit! Congrats to these incredible writers & performers on a job hilariously well done 🎭🎤✊

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White woman math: I am an excellent driver because I have never been pulled over.

Dad Math: The 4-year-old stayed up late so she’ll definitely sleep in tomorrow. ☠️