"Fuck. Did I remember to deactivate that Live Journal account?!"

"I'm happy to give my wife a break so she can relax while she cleans, does the laundry, and cooks nutritious meals for the family," said the man in his acceptance speech no one asked for. #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #dad #daddy #dadlife #newyearsresolution

Allow the luxurious mouthfeel of the world’s best wines to distract you from the fact that THE FEMININE MYSTIQUE was published in 1963 and we’re still feeling this shit. . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #mom #smashthepatriarchy #patriarchy #momgroups #winemom

You AND your baby can bounce back this January! . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #mom #moms #mommy #mama #bounceback #postpartumweightloss #postpartumbody #postpartumfitness #baby #newborn #chubbybaby #chubbybabies #chubbynewborn #babyrolls #babybelly

thecleavelife No mom can escape blowouts, but the most fashion-forward can make a diarhhea-soaked eyelet vintage romper look fabulous. . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsofinstagram #dadsofinstagram #momlife #dadlife #mom #moms #dad #dads #mommy #mama #babyclothes #babyfashion

How celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence and Kylie Jenner are rebranding birth. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #momsoftwitter #momlife #mommy #mama #dad #dadsoftwitter #daddy #dadlife #hollywood #celebrities #hollywoodmom #hollywoodmoms #birthtrends #celebritybirths

Spend quality time with your child as she uses her chemistry set's beaker and eye dropper to build a surprisingly effective peri bottle. . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #stem #stemeducation #stemforkids #postpartum #pelvicfloor #perineum #childbirth

Plus how the cottage cheese industry plans to reclaim the narrative. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #moms #momsofinstagram #momlife #mommy #mama #feminist #gynecology #gyno #obgyn #vaginaldischarge #discharge #vagina

If you answered all "A"s, it's time to start hanging out at a new park. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #mommy #mama #momlife #momsoftwitter #moms #parent #parenthood #playdate #playdates #momfriends #momfriend #mommygroup #momgroup

thecleavelife You did figure out how to add that Ukrainian flag frame to your Facebook profile pic without asking your daughter for help. You're totally getting a Nobel Peace Prize. #thecleave #thecleavelife #moms #mama #writermoms #momlife #momsoftwitter #ukraine #ukrainewar

Hot Tip: STFU . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #moms #momsoftwitter #momlife #mama #mommy #pregnancy #pregnant #miscarriage #pregnancyloss #pregnancylosssupport #miscarriagesupport

🍀🥔🇮🇪 Erin go Bragh! 🇮🇪🥔🍀 . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #momsoftwitter #momlife #moms #mama #mommy #parents #mother #cooking #kidfriendlyrecipes #ireland #irish #irishcuisine #irishfood #potato #potatofamine #stpatricksday #stpattysday #irishheritage #irishculture

Inhale… Exhale… Find an alibi… . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #moms #mama #mommy #mother #motherhood #parenthood #parent #maritalproblems #maritalstress #marriage #breathingtechniques #calmingtechniques

April Fools! It WAS Meth! . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #mom #mommy #mama #mombod #postpartumbody #postpartumweightloss #postpartumweightlosstips #aprilfools

I am so excited to share that The Cleave has been chosen as a finalist in the 2022 Yes And...Laughter Lab (Yes, And... Laughter Lab)! Can't wait to meet all of the other comedians doing important work and learn how we can grow our brand!

Say hello to our 2022 YALL Showcase Performers! This September, these hilarious comedians and writers will pitch their original comedy projects to entertainment industry execs and social justice leaders. Check out their projects below! 🎭🎤✊

We did it! See you in September, LA!!

It's the thought that counts. And these images will be in her thoughts and her smart ads for a long time. . . . #thecleave #thecleavelife #momlife #momsoftwitter #momfail #pride #pridefail #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #pridemonth

Our tried-and-true methods are guaranteed to help your infant hit those important milestones like murdering King Amulius, even if your babe hasn't been fed since March! #thecleave #thecleavelife #formulashortage #babyformulashortage #formula #babyformula #nursing #breastfeeding