Grand Wagoneers are so ugly

Postpartum hair loss 🤝 baby learning how to pull and grab things

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

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Stomach flu

MARY WAS A SURROGATE

if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy

you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

If you like microfiber anything, I don't trust you

*working in hospital with med student* me: ok so this patient is here today with a lot of crystals med student: oooh u mean like those healing crystals me: no the crystals are in their urine med student: oooh so like harming crystals me: correct

The "bamboo" baby clothing trend annoys the fuck out of me. You will not catch me spending $40 on the thinnest pajamas known to man

Telling my kids this is the Jonas Brothers

Why are plain white diapers more expensive?

So if childless women can't make decisions on some issues, why would people without a uterus make decisions on uterus-related issues, JD Vance ?

TIMES WHEN CHRISTIANS CARED WHO RECREATED THE LAST SUPPER: Once… because, drag queens TIMES WHEN THEY COULDN’T HAVE CARED LESS:

“The Last Supper” is a painting. Dozens and dozens of shows have recreated this scene. So either your objection is that every recreation of a painting (not THE Last Supper, but a PAINTING) is a mockery… … or, your problem is just men in makeup and dresses.

A moment of silence for J.D. Vance's half white half Indian kids who are about to watch their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once

A six week abortion ban is actually a 4 week abortion ban and if you don’t understand this then you probably should keep women’s reproductive rights out your fucking mouth.