when you fall asleep in class for 5 minutes and then this happens:

"We right now probably have the best relationship with Japan that we've ever had."

North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Biden a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?

My goal to mind

On this Memorial Day we remember the American heroes who sacrificed everything to keep us safe and free. Thank you to all the courageous men and women of our Armed Forces. #MemorialDay

Just packed my shit up, set my boyfriend’s background to a pic of him kissing this other bitch and headed to the airport before he woke up... to think i was about to get engaged to this man 😂😂 FUCK

Iran made a very big mistake!

It was my great honor to host Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at the The White House today!🇺🇸🇨🇦

President Obama made a desperate and terrible deal with Iran - Gave them 150 Billion Dollars plus I.8 Billion Dollars in CASH! Iran was in big trouble and he bailed them out. Gave them a free path to Nuclear Weapons, and SOON. Instead of saying thank you, Iran yelled.....

When our country is gonna die in about15 years! Letting it die isn’t the answer do something!

Umm no i didn’t. We only spoke about Game of Thrones 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s 5:32 in Hawaii, this is the time she would wake up to go hike Koko Head mountain. Only today, she hiked the stairway to heaven. We all love you, Beth. See you on the other side.

bro starbucks needs to STOP raising the price of tea there’s no way 20 oz of leaf water is 4 fucking dollars

What a great moment! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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The kids I babysit asked why I wanted to see Toy Story 4 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked .... If it was in color

....thought of within the U.S. We will no longer deal with him. The good news for the wonderful United Kingdom is that they will soon have a new Prime Minister. While I thoroughly enjoyed the magnificent State Visit last month, it was the Queen who I was most impressed with!