If you can drain a mango and it’s surroundings of its color DM me

No one was safe🤣 (Via officialmartinfam on IG)

Bout time to start my lil diet now

No but really tho 😭😭

Job shaming in 2022 is crazy. We done been through too much in the past two years alone for y'all to be talking about where somebody works.

@MansfieldGSC Darius Thee Great Footballism If I go to the zoo and get attacked by a tiger because I messed with hit then who’s the idiot? Me or the tiger? Me right? It’s simple. Figured I use an animal since you guys sympathize with them more than blk people

Me & the other 2009 Twitter users busting into the Twitter headquarters tonight

Don’t let them distract you. You still got some shit to do.

I live rent free in your thoughts but this location is dilapidated and I’m moving.

Grateful for everything that is coming and thankful for everything that has left.

I’m not dealing with anything I don’t wanna deal with. 😌

Don’t be weird around my ppl. You won’t get another invite.

Nobody wanna hear that shit every time. Gonna end up having to find someone else to tell it to soon.

whenever you need a laugh, just watch the walking dead zombie auditions

Absolutely tf not 😭

I call ppl by the name that I know them by. Ion care what you think or thought your nickname was. If I call you by your name, you know who tf I’m talkin to. If you don’t like your name, go argue w ya mama cause that ain’t my issue. 🙄

This dude can hold a whole ass conversation by himself with your involuntary participation if you stand close enough to him. 😐

I know it’s rude to ask but….is she?

I ain’t no expert but that looked pregnant to me…