How are periods every 28 days but also like 50% of the time? 😑

I just don't think we need to put raisins in everything with cinnamon.

Me after not eating for 10 minutes:

5yo: "mom your my second favorite out of you and dad.."

No one wants to wear a mask till someone farts on the airplane.

Him: "did you start your period" Me: "what makes you think that..."

Thankful for my shadow fam.

Minnie Mouse just seems like she's really got her shit together.

I just found out that America sucks at chocolate.

To you and yours,from us and ours. 🤍 happy holidays 🤍

Do you guys also have the dream where you've forgotten to go to a class for a whole semester and are then faced with taking the final?

Thank you for the birthday love tweeps. 😘😘 here's to another trip around the sun. ☠️

Baby SG meets a penguin. (A three part series)

Happy Birthday SG. You're our everything. 🖤 Dr. Shadowgazer

Every time I see a goose on the ground I just wonder how in the hell those things get airborne... so I guess never let anyone tell you you can't fly.