Thank you Coldplay for spending 716 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4gzpq5D…

I’d like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that I held a lavish party during lockdown at Snake Mountain at Christmas last year. I may be an evil overlord, but I’m not a complete fucking arsehole.

“It’s got pockets!”

Can we have a #WORDLE about recycling? 216 4/5 Confused about the six things you can put in your clear sack? They are... Tins Cans Plastic bottles Aerosols Cardboard Paper ♻️

Word of the day is ‘boffola’: an uproariously funny joke, or a full-on hearty laugh. I’m not sure the word ‘boffolist’ exists yet for one who delivers boffolas every time. When it does, it belongs to Barry Cryer.

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The final #takeamoment2022 takeover will be shown on the Piccadilly Lights today and we can’t wait for you to see it! Thank you for your support, for being part of the art & for helping us to get people talking about mental health 💙

BASICALLY, NEW FOREST DISTRICT COUNCIL HAVE GOT THIS FREE YOUTH EMPLOYMENT EVENT THIS AFTERNOON (24/8) TO HELP PEOPLE AGED 16 TO 24 WITH CAREER ADVICE. IT'S FROM 2PM TO 5PM AT QUEEN ELIZABETH II, 31 THORNBURY AVENUE, BLACKFIELD, SO45 1YP newforest.gov.uk/youthhub

Matt Hamilton started the IRONMAN® Barcelona | IRONMAN® 70.3® Barcelona! track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-BARCELON… #IMBarcelona #IM703Barcelona

Matt Hamilton completed Swim. Time 00:37:42. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-BARCELON… #IMBarcelona #IM703Barcelona

Matt Hamilton completed Bike. Time 02:59:08. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-BARCELON… #IMBarcelona #IM703Barcelona

Matt Hamilton completed the IRONMAN® Barcelona | IRONMAN® 70.3® Barcelona! Time 05:48:49, Run 02:02:01. (UNOFFICIAL) track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-BARCELON… #IMBarcelona #IM703Barcelona

The BBC was founded 100 years ago today. Happy birthday to us! #BBC100 🎉🎂

How ‘serendipitous’ that I’m off work today due to mine! It’s a right old journey but with increased focus and research, and less stigma we can make it better for others. #WorldMenopauseDay2022

Oooooh #HappyValley 👏 So good. Also, this was not me, officer.

This does seem to keep happening Scottish and Southern Electricity Networks KU8895. Is it likely to be an ongoing / repeated issue? I ask so I can plan where to work from. Thanks

Same…. 😂 🤷‍♀️

This, Boots , has not only made me feel cheated, it is a waste of plastic, and shipping and storage space. Fill it, or reduce the tub size please. (No7 cleansing balm)