BREAKING: Sheridan Smith is set to star in an itv drama based on the 3pm government emergency alert. she will be playing the alert.

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Depends where I put it.

I love how all the compliments fit their personalities too🩷

Can we please keep the vinegar ones? Doritos

Laurence Fox right about now...

Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.

Who is the cucumber lady?!

Anyone know what this is?

well I hope P Diddy likes nonconsensual sex with men because there's going to be plenty of that where he's going, which is either jail or home

I found some 70s recipes online and made devilled sausages for tea 🥵

Yeah, we'll leave it there

If you got married in #Bristol today, I spotted you sharing a lovely embrace as I walked behind you this evening. I hope you like the photo and that you have a lifetime of love and happiness ❤️

Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house

Having a convo with one of my lovely friends who also at this time of year makes sure to donate ‘nice’ things to foodbanks - please, please can I ask that if you’re doing so you consider adding branded period products like Tampax or Always

three wise men? as if

It's not slaw you pretentious wanks, it's coleslaw.

The Ronettes - Be My Baby