मेरा पड़ोसी चेक कर रहा है कि ताला दूसरी चाबी से खुलेगा या नहीं।

Ghar ke naukar ka aante ko goondne ka style dekh kar hi samaj gai thi me ki ye bahut kaam ka aadmi hai.

Kuchh nahi bas ye dekh ke mere husband ki yaad aa gai.

Me pyaar sirf apne pati se karti hu ❤️

I was not so good in studies but I still used to top the class.

Apne pati ke soye huye sher ko jaga ne ki nakam koshish karti hui.

Maze me kat rahi thi hamari zindagi Kisi ne “Achhe lag rahe ho” keh kar ninde uda di. ❤️

Husband ne galat time pe phone kar diya, ab pati ka phone kaat bi to nai sakti.

Mujhe chahiye aisa yaar Jiski kamar me ho bijli ki raftaar 🔥🔥 (You know what I mean?)

Tailor kehta hai aise naap lene se blouse ki fitting bilkul sahi ayegi. Kya ye naap lene ka tarika sahi hai?

मुझे देख कर यूंही बहक जाते है लोग ..! कहना कुछ और, करना कुछ और चाहते है लोग..!!

हसरतें दिल में दबाने से क्या फ़ायदा; अपने हाथों से ज़रा दबा कर तो देखो।

Just when I thought he is done and I can go take a shower, I saw he was throbbing again and erecting right before my eyes.

Sach sach batana. No cheating. Whats your size?

You’re not a real man if don’t know how to eat pu*ssy.

Mere pati ke khane ke nind ki goli milane ke baad Ramu Kaka.

Meri modern devrani ne sikhaya ki bina talwar ke bhi jung ladi ja sakti hai.

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When he slides his tongue inside 👅

Sharab ya shabab?