I’m gonna eat oomf to hit my protein

They just don't know how to use the emergency frequency !

I love going to the barber because I feel like I’m being pet for 20 minutes 😭

I train chest extra hard just so it’s comfy for this exact reason

And ANOTHER 10.59 to Apple Inc!! 🎉🥳

Summer nights, have you ever felt a summer night? 🎵🎶

All my oomfs. They’re all gay and evil

Can someone put me in tamagotchi life? I’m very whimsical!

Update: I’m now chopped

I’m gonna start making voodoo dolls…

being gay sucks i gotta compete with 30 year old dudes with 3 cars and a house for the same twinks

Guys..I might have a sex kink…

I don’t care if you’re a boy or a girl or anything in between. I’m still gonna surprise you with flowers

When she’s a 10/10 but constantly jokes about being hard (I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore)

If you’re reading this, you want to huff my pits. Send this to someone who huffs sweaty pits

grabbing a mans waist for the first time

Taints are hot btw

Do you even know what a Kleenex smells like? Have you ever inhaled instead of blown?

I wanna know the feeling of your body, familiar like my own