Please don’t let all the ugliness in the world corrupt your soul

Innocent Iranian frigate, lonely for home and harming nobody. Missile tubes and deck guns all for show, really. A leering, American submarine crossed state lines looking for trouble. All racist and shit. Crossed state lines with malice and sank the poor lost little lamb.

evan loves worf “Let the foreigners dance on the figurative graves of your fallen heroes! We live on a heckin space rock, nothing matters! Except for being racist! That’s unforgivable!”

It’s exactly what he is. It’s my conviction that what’s forged from this irregular war will be something greater than the America of old. There have been many “end of history” moments. Turbo-immigration is essentially a human nuclear type event, with similar though more gradual

“Out of all the jerseys I’ve had, the USA one is the one I’m most proud of wearing.” Paul Skenes 🇺🇸

The moment the arc of history changed. The USA and the world faced a dark and ominous future had things turned out differently…

I don't care what anyone says, the UNSC Infinity is the coolest thing to come out of the reclaimer games.

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to girls: don't worry kitten to boys: you have 2.6 seconds to escape the permanent underclass

It is an honor to represent my country at the WBC. Go USA 🇺🇸 The Players’ Tribune theplayerstribune.com/paul-skenes-ml…

The Atlanta Falcons after seeing an immobile left-handed quarterback with major health ailments

Genuinely hilarious how Trump just always wins

Skenes Day 🇺🇸

They’re gonna close the Straits of Hormuz? Whoa, you should tell President Trump, I bet he doesn’t know that. He probably hasn’t thought about that at all. Let’s go to the Oval Office together and we’ll explain this to him. Yeah, bring your map of the persian gulf, we’ll need it.

It's not often you see Aaron Judge, halfway down the first-base line on a home run trot, turn toward the dugout and yell at his teammates to hype them up. He is incredibly invested in the WBC -- and now Team USA leads Mexico, 2-0, after he took Jesús Cruz out opposite field.

Bobby Witt wtf man

Now that the whole Epstein thing is behind us and everyone is over it, can we come together and share a bipartisan laugh that the party whose worldview culminates in "chop your 8 year old's dick off" was trying to act mad about (purported) child abuse, of all things?

KG "Noticing you blowing the enemy's shit up.... what's your plan there. Just blowing his shit up until he has no more shit left???" "Yes." "Okay but what if someone saw that and decided to start blowing your shit up now?" "We'd blow them the fuck up too." "Wow. So your plan is just