Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko

I badly want a small tattoo and new hair color.

One of the greatest series of films ever created

Idc how grown i am, ima watch me a Disney Movie 😂

When Virgo feels unwanted, we distance ourselves.

it's criminal how much regret you feel after eating McDonald's

I’z married now! 💍

Me in the gym on January 1st knowing damn weII I won’t be back next week:

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

that twenty in the gas tank ain't twentying like it used to 🥴

Someone said 'because I carry it well, don't mean it ain't heavy' I felt that.

Virgos are very giving but no, you can’t touch our stuff.

Im really in to cussing these days like for instance fuck

when your dog somewhere quiet asf🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩