What offends me most about Elon Musk is how unfunny he is

Liz Truss every time she goes into the supermarket and sees a lettuce 🥬

things I will never stop doing: taunting Liz Truss with lettuces and calling Twitter Twitter

Man angry because ambulances no longer tweet

um how about prison?

whenever Elon Musk tweets about UK politics I think of this

weirdly I don’t remember seeing “pay €7 for a visa just to visit Europe!” on the side of any big red buses

put it in the Louvre

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 Tortoise without its shell that's just eaten marmite.

this has aged well

Andrew Tate arrested Tommy Robinson tax and court cases Bernie Spofforth arrested Lozza Fox sued for libel (again) …it’s not going well for the far right is it 😄👋

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 It’s almost like they are the Far Wrong

Julia Hartley Brewer when she finds out Andrew Tate has been arrested again

Andrew Tate is trending and I’m not sure which is the best thing to retweet so here is both

"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

I am now very much in favour of the outdoor smoking ban 👍

bit disappointed that Keir Starmer has removed the portrait of Lady Thatcher from no. 10 when he could have put it on a huge bonfire and televised it burning to the nation instead 🔥