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Mr P-A

@mr_ncpa

Previously labeled by Evening Standard as 'acerbic'
Personal account from former parody hospitality account writer. Tweets about food, politics & LFC

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I'm going on holiday in Nov half term, staying in the uk isn't even part of the equation- it doesnt have 26-28c temperature. So this nonsense that reducing vat, when less than 1in2 businesses will pass it on is bollocks

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Hospitality struggling, so they go to the right wing press for support. It goes exactly as you'd expect: thepoke.com/2026/04/13/lan…

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Dear Nigel Farage MP Just describe for us what it said on the ballot. Yeah, that's what I thought. Because that's like you wanted a hard brexit, and told stupid ppl it would benefit us, you think that's what it actually said. It didnt

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Conclusion: Leave echr ➡️ remove citizen's rights Protect veterans ➡️ support war crimes that weren't defensible at Nuremburg Ban on asylum claims ➡️ ignore treaties we're signatories to Looks like you've thought this through

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Here's a thought. Maybe they want to enjoy their retirement in a house they worked hard for all their life. It isn't for you to dictate Norma Cohen what ppl do with their money after they've paid tax on it

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Just let this sink in A sector which employs 3-4m ppl, cant even muster 20k signatures which would make them better off

Just let this sink in
A sector which employs 3-4m ppl, cant even muster 20k signatures which would make them better off
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Right wingers who hate to help the poorest in society, Steve Miller Now, ask yourself; 1. Does the child pay? 2. Is the nhs free at the point of use? That's what free means in this context, just for clarity for the stupid ppl

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If you want a vat parity with Europe, there has to be an element of counter to that, like say income tax. 40% tax is £50,270 in the uk 40% tax is £46,149 in eire Yeah, tell your staff they should be paying more tax, when your wet dream could mean they pay less

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So #hospitality That means you Allen Simpson Andy Lennox Kate Nicholls OBE Alex Reilley Campaign for Pubs The Caterer Some of us said the vat cut was a bad idea, here's the proof and the parity with Europe you are talking about newstalk.com/news/vat-22501…

So #hospitality 
That means you <a href="/allen_m_simpson/">Allen Simpson</a> <a href="/andyjlennox/">Andy Lennox</a> <a href="/UKHospKate/">Kate Nicholls OBE</a> <a href="/AlexReilley1/">Alex Reilley</a> <a href="/CampaignforPubs/">Campaign for Pubs</a> 
<a href="/Caterertweets/">The Caterer</a> 
Some of us said the vat cut was a bad idea, here's the proof and the parity with Europe you are talking about
newstalk.com/news/vat-22501…
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Two tweets showing how 1 aged like milk left out. I'm guessing she'd call it trolling, those of us who know what trolling is, would just say it's pointing out the self own

Two tweets showing how 1 aged like milk left out.
I'm guessing she'd call it trolling, those of us who know what trolling is, would just say it's pointing out the self own
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Only works if vat cut is passed on, and we know that won't happen, according to history and data from hmrc How's that 'tried and tested' method working out?

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Do they have UK based NI and UK business rates in Eire as well? No thought not, that's why Kelvin you got fired for lying and you're still doing it

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Nope, well within his right as the manager to choose who to serve. A 30sec video doing a lot of heavy lifting though