Derek Motörhead Keir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@motorhead_derek) 's Twitter Profile
Derek Motörhead Keir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@motorhead_derek

Look me in the beard when I talk to you.

ID: 1127744858

calendar_today28-01-2013 11:09:33

111 Tweet

198 Followers

66 Following

mark normand (@marknorm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine explaining a Peloton to a person in a 3rd world country: - You paid $1200 for a bike?? Is it super fast or something? - No, doesn’t go anywhere - Oh, does it power your home? - No, helps you burn fat - burn fat? Is it at least fun? - No, a hotter person yells at u

Derek Motörhead Keir 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@motorhead_derek) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let me rephrase this coz that isnae Scottish. A square sausage. Bin the hash brown tomato and lettuce, replace it with a tottie scone. And it's called a runny yolk, no eggs over easy 🤦🏻‍♂️ And pit it oan a crispy McGhees or Mortons roll ffs. Tap it aff wae Tomato or Broon sauce