I'm back here to taste what you have to offer.

I should probably check on my children to see if they'd slaughtered anyone in my honor.

#MerryChristmas To Dionysus -Parody Seemed like the appropriate thing to use for your wines. Thank you for your hospitality, old friend. Love, Leto

I'm guessing those two words aren't "Order pizza". Is "Fuck me" too vulgar? I could go for the "Take me, you magnificent beast of a man", but that's way more than two words. Perhaps just "Got batteries"?

I want to rub myself all over him like a cat in heat before letting him do things to me so dirty they would instantly turn his grapes to wine. Friends. We're just friends. *Dumps ice cubes into my panties.*

New #Avi.