pure. wholesome. the funny little man sees that the other freak is moving, sees it might be alive. conscious. and examines him respectfully. no harm, no foul. precious animal. respectful animal. no reason to turn him into stew. will look into this

Every day I see a new creature on here that I get to share the world with and you want me to be a doomer?

Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

(getting a vision of how i will die, seeing myself dressed as a pirate and bleeding out on the floor of a casino) oh okay that’s not so bad

My graphic

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

mr brightside should not be the defining killers hit and it should be somebody told me instead

I like... football... you know what I can't even do it. I wanted to be silly for april fools day but Baseball is not a joking matter.

we are giving away a golden peepy. repost and follow to enter. ends tomorrow est

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

guy who’s listened to 10 fall out boy songs: you’ve gotta listen to dance, dance guy who’s listened to 100 fall out boy songs: you’ve gotta listen to this unreleased demo from 2004 guy who’s listened to 1000 fall out boy songs: you’ve gotta listen to dance, dance

i’ll never call a teenager parasocial for being in love with a classic rock artist bc honestly they’d probably would’ve had a chance

Those uncanny AI-generated animal images could never recreate the aura of the stock photos made by this 60-year old Ukranian woman

let’s hang out by the field with mama

If you’re an artist. 🫐 here bud. For the art. Don’t be shy, have one. 🫐 here

ba tgirl swag 🦇 Gumball would’ve ai generated a video of Tobias flying the plane into the second tower because he mildly inconvenienced him

Dear Twitter Friends, the happy squirrels are running fast and free.