ME: shouldn't i, the one who has accumulated all the debt, be known as the debt collector? DEBT COLLECTOR: *muffled whispering* ME: DEBT COLLECTOR: i'll call you back

I will never be a cocomelon parent you gone sit here n watch the wire season 4

I’d say locker room leader with reduced minutes while you nurture new talent however it is a week from one of the biggest games of the year, do you really want to make major lineup changes this late?

It's always about bathrooms.

Go to the 00:46 mark

Who’s gonna tell her?

alright party’s over

Hitting the last three words in the headline

This is not a healthy society this is the United States of America

officer frye patrolling the mcdonalds. was deputy mcnugget there

These guys were both at Jan 6

A Dominican baseball player

Ahhhh f*** it, we ball 😂😂

I’m always surprised that this Jimmy Carter anecdote gets overlooked.

STOP using THESE FIVE WORDS in your RESUMÉ: fuck, shit, piss, ass, balls

I got locked out of my house after having dinner at an Italian restaurant. I had gnocchi.