hey remember three years ago when it was the first of december

Starting the new year with a sandwich and AndThatsWhyWeDrink 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

man if this is all an illusion why does the illusion suck so much

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you don't love your country, you love having a president that's just as disgusting as you are

do y'all think trump is only insisting on voter fraud in 2020 because he knows he pulled it off in 2016

Abolish the electoral college.

new year, new identity crisis

I still wish Mandy Patinkin never left Criminal Minds

hey if you demonize vodou im going to cyber bully you and that's a fact

Joe Mantegna is a gobshite actor and I'll tell that to anyone who'll listen

my end goal with my appearance is to look like im an extra from a sum 41 music video

honestly it's bold for anyone to contact me during my chobani break

hey if you call for customer service and you are hostile and aggressive you deserve the worst and i won't be taking any questions

i don't want to be a slave to capitalism i want to be an ethereal spirit in the woods

twenty-two years isn't nearly enough #BlackLivesMatter

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Date night activity: paint an ugly and absurd flyer. Inspired by Night Vale podcast and AndThatsWhyWeDrink

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