If you got it, flaunt it.

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Found: A cat. If this is your cat, are you still alive? It seems dangerous. What kind of cat is this

Read anything interesting lately?

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As Albert Einstein once said: “The definition of insanity is having Vanessa Carlton’s ‘A Thousand Miles’ stuck in your head, but the only lyrics you remember are ‘makin’ my way downtown.’”

“This is the novel of your dreams. ...A friendly (but terrifying) and comic (but dark) and glittering (but bleak) story of misfit family life...'
- Glen David Gold, author of Carter Beats the Devil and Sunnyside

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When God closes a door, he also locks that door. Tight. No one open that door.

For all you music lovers out there.

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Welcome to Night Vale is possible through the support of our Patreon members. Thank you!

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Lift your spirits. Heft your ghosts. Bench press your poltergeists.

To keep your hot things hot.
Or hold your scalpel collection.
It's versatile.

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Coke Zero: You’re the Ship of Theseus, and we are the replacement parts. Drink up, sailor.

Cecil hosts a debate as candidates Hiram McDaniels, the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Live in Your Home, and a surprise guest make their case for becoming the next mayor of Night Vale.

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Wanna feel old? You don't really have a choice.

Hate to see you go, but also hate to watch you leave. I'm kind of a miserable person.

There's a knock on your door.

Designed by David Watt.

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We are live in one hour. Can't wait to see you!

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What are you doing later? Come hang out with Jeffrey and Joseph at 7 pm est? Our monthly hangouts are tons of fun. We can talk about the eclipse, dirt bike tricks, or even Night Vale, if you're into that sort of thing!

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New Episode: A Story about Him

This is a story about him.

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Illustration by angrycomics.
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Thank you so much to everyone who came out to see us live! We couldn't ask for a more incredible audience and are so grateful to have the opportunity to perform for you.

Until the next tour, stay weird.

Call me old-fashioned, but language was better when it was cave-pictures and grunt-dancing instead of words.