On the flight over to Ireland both pilots were women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term “cockpit,” was really apropos. We decided to call it a “clitpit,” making it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

I've #justsponsored Jaymie Hutchinson, who's fundraising for Parkinson’s UK on JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/page/jaymie-hu…

I've signed the #BrainTumourResearchPetition calling on the Government to ring-fence £110 million of current and new funding to kick-start an increase in the national investment in #braintumourresearch to £35 million a year by 2028. Join me and sign ➡️ bit.ly/3Us8q45

Oh boy, this is a fabulous thread. Made me cry and cheer in equal measure.

Cali travels in business class 😂

Another reason why people w/ intellectual disabilities can’t stay up late …

My irony monitor is broken #unspeakable Mencap, that's short for MEN(tally handi)CAP(ped), derived from cap-in-hand, and begging. Pot. Kettle. Black. AGAIN. Why not get your own house in order first? #hypocrisy #LearningDisability

And 19 is off to uni 🥰

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I had this exact duvet cover as a child and my room was decorated with matching wallpaper and orange carpet 😂

Now I’ve seen how fast government can move to right injustice against innocent people in an election year, perhaps they can make good on their election 2019 promise to move learning disabled people out of clinical incarceration, too. Would that get commissioned as a drama?

Hertfordshire council EHCP review will not seek views of parents. So a one-sided review? That there was a recent Ofsted survey is irrelevant-he can’t see the results of that. borehamwoodtimes.co.uk/news/24265398.…

Grow up Matthew x

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Petition: Protect Disabled people who cannot work from planned cuts to benefits petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7215…

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

The lads are gonna crack up later when I turn up in the pub