Morty has fallen off the couch an embarrassing amount of times.

|| Morbid Morty again :))

"O-oh boy, R-Rick won't be too happy about these lil guys in his w-w-w-workspace."

"R-Rick says he doesn't like them, b-b-b-but I think he's just trying to act tough." He whispered slightly.

|| The real question is: Do I watch The Office or Parks & Recreations?

Yawns. "Might n-n-nap if Rick is gone for long."

Morty was slumped over in Ricks arms, snoring softly. Morty was sure lucky to have this Rick.

Updated Bio :-)

|| I'm so gay I love Rick x Morty fan art

|| Here's some :)

”G - Geez, Rick” Rick & Morty RP TW; Incest, Smut, ETC. Ships with Rick/Chen Retweet?

|| jesus CHRIST i just woke up and my back is in immense pain

You like that?! You want me to cut to three weeks earlier when you were alive?!

"I m-miss my asshole.." Morty huffs slightly, hanging upside down on the edge of the couch.

Morty's tired but alcohol is calling his name.

Vodka for days. Yup, Morty got into Rick's stash. Chug time.

Coughs

Morty huffs and turns around to shoot a glare at Morty "H-Hey watch it!" Yup. Morty was drunk off his ass.

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