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I'm gonna blast this mf back to Anor Londo

Unlike you I'm not struggling to roll my way out of sluggish attacks from an addled hollow. Why do you think I carry a shield with the second highest stability? Like you could break my stamina.

If you think that armor of yours will hold up against this slab of Iron you're unduly signing an easy win for me. I haven't carryied an estus with me for an eternity, that all went to my ashen flask, so yeah, I think I'll spam WoG, just because I know how much you love miracles.

Thick ass boy no. 2 is the better one.

He won by a small margin, I came back later for a rematch, needless to say the results were different the second time. On the contrary, it'll blow your armor away like dust clinging to your feeble hollowing corpse. Then who will be chugging desperately?

Bet.

So is dark souls now officially the best game of all time? Pog.

| Ayo I said officially don't @ me

It's simple really, he sees a smug punchable face, he pummels it. Were you expecting him to be the better man?

| The urge to be evil and corrupt with Eygon is once again tempting me

Why do you think codpieces are a thing.

| Wanted to retweet, but it was uneven The hardest choices take the strongest will.

The knight is generously offering headpats. Just this once.

|| Ack. Muse is ded again.

Don't be surprised if he's in a bitter mood. He's the living embodiment of "mildy annoyed".

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| With Elden Ring having just released, the likelihood of returning any time soon just plummeted drastically.

| Love that Elden Ring has a castle referencing Eygons armour, and a blindfolded girl named Irina no less. Of all the Easter eggs, that was one I hadn't expected to be in the game.

| So many new Soulsborne accounts, an unexpected yet welcome surprise— Welcome all tarnished and undead!