every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

Greg Abbott Someone knows a spike will happen and he's already setting it up to blame the Biden Administration and immigrants. Who didn't see that coming?

$5 billion is less than half of what Jeff Bezos made in *one day* last year.

british people reacting to american pharmaceutical ads during the harry/meghan interview

me after going for my little walk today

did not get hotter during pandemic, but i did get stupider and more neurotic

Me replying back a week and a half later like "I'm fine and you?"

its fast fashion to You. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration

i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good

trying to stay tender hearted despite it all

get me to God’s country.

The person who said Grey's Anatomy will outlive our democracy was really onto something

Mariah Carey to BBC Radio 2 on if she’d ever want to go to space: “I think I’ve done enough”

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: - verification codes - verifying your email - yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot - reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot

(liberal op ed) There is something brave—noble, even—in being Evil