are you working from home or are you doing little goblin things in ur little goblin cave

Where did Scar's accent come from. Did he study abroad

Every time a kid is sick I ask myself why we use the same bowl for puke and popcorn. I have money. I can afford another bowl. Yet here we are.

My oil painting of Taco Bell

not sure why i have to explain this but if you’re not wearing a long pointed sleeping cap with a little poofball on the end, your ass better not go honk shoo honk shoo or mimimimimi

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

A poem I wish I’d written because every. single. LINE.

If I text you tik tok links and you don’t watch them, that is a hate crime

How your email finds me

if you're a beekeeper who wants protection for your bees, talk to saint ambrose, patron saint of all things bee-related!

When Shania Twain says “let’s go girls”, that is the exact same feeling I get when I drink a shot of espresso

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when you're mean to me this is what you're being mean to

maybe if you did your lessons as much as you thought about the roman empire you'd be fluent by now

Esto se acabó. VENEZUELA SERÁ LIBRE.

Remember, the Holocaust didn’t start with gas chambers in Auschwitz. It started with politicians dividing the people with “us vs. them”. It started with intolerance and hate speech. It started when people stopped caring, became desensitized, and turned a blind eye. Remember.

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.