Expectations vs. reality- The positive version❗

Wireless internet with the Motorola MicroTAC and HP 100LX

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS

Wanna play with my joystick 🕹️

Damn. Alabama is fucked.

The Supreme Court took 72 hours to hand the election to Bush in 2000. Now it’s “We’ll hear the arguments in April and let you know around June.” Thanks to people who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Clinton, this court will be a cancer on the country for decades to come.

If you're feeling weird and jealous about F1NN5TER right now, let me help! The correct response to someone coming out is "wow I'm so happy for F1NN and I hope things go well in his transition" No more words are needed! You don't have to continue that sentence with a "but"

good job kid

I was in a car accident a few years ago, it was 100% my fault and I had a dash cam showing this. Luckily for me, the other car was being driven by a drunk driver. Quietly hid the dashcam before police arrived and let him take the fall. Got a nice payout from insurance. No regrets

📲| Taylor Swift was live on Instagram for surprise songs and announced NOTHING.

torn by natalie imbruglia is a classic

beyoncé in versace, 2003.

When my wife puts a condom on me, she talks to my dick asking if he wants his rain coat on because it's wet inside. I find I all very strange but don't say anything as the sex once it's on is great.

drop your celebrity crushes, in gif. i’ll start:

This is a video summary of the 22 March solar flares, coronal mass ejection (CME), and eventual CME arrival at Earth on 24 March - with resultant geomagnetic storms. The CME progression continues at this time.

Fesshole🧻 Coincidence? I couldn't possibly comment.

I think my favorite online behavior is when people post a photo with the caption "iykyk" and it's like no Bethany no one fuckin knows about Chippy's House Of Ham Salad just say you had good lighting and wanted to take a picture and post it while you were walking in it's fine