i’ve mastered making enough noises for people to think i’m speaking portuguese or italian without actually saying anything it’s my new talent - just had a 5 minute convo with this portuguese old lady and I only said sim the whole time

a draw is not good enough

they literally just admitted to censorship ijbol

my boyssss

even our app knows what’s up Arsenal

eze who?

not us getting rattled at 3-1 I hate us

EZEEEEEEE

absolutely massive #UTA rice and timber you are everything to me

that game was electric mannnn im so hyped

made them look like bums hahahaha

the fact that he’s a diehard chelsea fan and they are playing at the bridge at the same time and she gets him to the emirates instead lmao

oh it’s giving shell and not ferrari how disappointing

🫶🫶🫶

I swear arsenal better give me at least one fa cup next year this is ridiculous

our scouting team needs to lock in for this summer and dump millions

I am literally the only person in all my friends who can take a photo like they are so lucky to have me because what they give me is truly diabolical