I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

when someone asks me what my favorite weather is

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like... nice...

ima lover baby I don’t play them fuck ass games yall be playing

Me when I get comfortable with anyone:

If u kiss me with ya eyes open ima punch u

niggas love shitheads & i just can’t compete wit that

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

I’m just like Horace I’ll hang up on a ngga QUICK! 😭😂 fck off my phone .

me while having a whole convo with my wax lady

One thing about me? I’m always doing something lmao. Could be bad or good but just know I’m up to something

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

knowing i like flowers & dating me & not getting me any after multiple dates will get you cut off im ngl 😭

I am the hottest person from rows 21-33 on this plane

im trying to be mature and not harass my ex anymore but im like soooo bored

mcdonald’s will “anything else” you to deàth can you wait a mcminute

ghost my last nigga he wasn’t doing enough for me 💆🏽‍♀️

i don’t even like ppl enough to keep a roster

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"