Hey man come through to the food truck festival. You can pay $28 for a room temperature lobster roll and you have to eat it standing while hovering over a napkin because there's nowhere to sit

really puts it into perspective how small europe really is

I love saving images to my phone. And that one’s coming home with me!

funniest thing about the last election is that Trump had maybe like a 3 month cognitive advantage on Biden and caught up with him by inauguration

My “it’s safe to eat out in Florida” pamphlet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my pamphlet

Hey man nice signifier. Does its meaning depend on a system of arbitrary differences?

What’s so wrong with kicking a can down a road? It’s good, harmless fun. There’s nothing in the metaphor that would imply some sort of later reckoning with the consequences of this action.

New London, Connecticut honestly shot way too high with that name