Shakespeare between 1604-1606. Nothing can compete with this.

The universe will take one band every day until the Gallagher brothers restore cosmic balance by disbanding Oasis again

Just found some of Moo Deng’s old tweets and woof it’s not looking good

Scholars have almost entirely overlooked this concept, which I and several of my friends recently invented

Not the Brat Kaaba

Aa good way of explaining my political beliefs very quickly is that I think society should be organized in such a way that it does not reward this kind of person and also prevents them from coming into being

They should do a black mirror episode about a bunch of evil people who steal a country and kill babies and put bombs in electronics to blow up innocent people but they’re also annoying and somehow claim they are the victims in all this

your readers suck ass