cleaning tip: smash a glass on the floor and then you’ll be forced to vacuum!

pretty much everything sucks, but I am pleased to announce that I am now a senior software engineer! ✨👾

the majority of writing bash is crafting just the right google search

okay I'm actually kinda proud of this bash script

scene: 28-year-old woman in a bathrobe, sitting at her desk, smoking weed, reading about linked lists. the year is 2021.

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fun ADHD productivity tip: make virtual plans with a friend, join the zoom a little bit early, and then try to do as many little chores as you can before your friend joins.

getting rid of sex online won’t make it easier to help those being trafficked but it will make it harder to find them while simultaneously deplatforming sex workers in the process (making it harder to make money safely, advertise, and pushes people INTO unsafe working conditions)

i love the weekend because I get to press snooze for 4 hours instead of 1

damn, this coulda stayed true

they shoulda called it toothsoap

I wish I didn't spend so much energy trying to pretend that I'm a chill person

NORMALIZE NEURODIVERSITY WHERE SEEING SOMEONE'S FACE MAKES IT EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THEM

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone

who decided to call it a regression and not a REGRETion

so long dear friend, you served me well

how to solve burnout: buy a house so you always have something you want to do *less* than working

Retweet if you agree that our governments should send a package of rapid tests & N95 masks to every household, every week, for free.

wake up in the morning feelin, like, p shitty

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