seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome

my type is gentle and considerate.

you know that dish that's not quite a plate not quite a bowl. it's like a deep frisbee. that's the best dish.

In a world where breathing costs $49.99, can we all agree it’s time to just stop using money and let everyone have the basics (communism)

The perfect microwave only beeps once when it’s done and then once every two minutes after that to remind you

I think my biggest life lesson I’ve learned this year is to let people be wrong. Let people say wrong things and go on with their lives. I’m not everyone’s teacher, nor does anyone usually care to know they are spelling or pronouncing something wrong.

getting a man to do something that im perfectly capable of doing.

she’s so girlfriend

me and the girls

You got me there sister

i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

Awesome! A non-stroke victim. That is truly the bar and I honestly love this for they/them.

This literally looks like a boat from Battleship

i cant wait for my "Cheat day" when i will eat an entire Wasps nest

i think sitting in a random parking lot alone on a beautiful day eating a crunchwrap supreme in peace just healed me

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday: