how am i supposed to have a hot girl summer when i wake up for work at 3:30am & have to go to bed by 7pm 🫠

i understand the dryer is hungry but why does it keep eating my socks

hashtag blessed 🥳🖤

just went on an 8 hour first date. how very gay. happy pride month 🥳🤪🤣

thought you might like to see some baby bat feets.

oh yeah, i have a girlfriend 🥰

oh yeah :)

i can't believe a month ago i invited a pretty girl to a reptile convention with me & now she brings me lunch, writes me sweet notes, & eats my pussy.

i have the most beautiful girlfriend 😍

it feels like adulthood is mostly just being tired of being so busy

if someone is hosting you at their house, were you raised to always bring something with you? (even if the host says you don't need to bring anything)

oh yeah, for those of you i don't have on other socials, my girlfriend & i both proposed on the black sand beach in iceland 🇮🇸🖤💍

is the price difference between a regular kindle & the paperwhite worth it?