Did you get the pencil?

It’s so hard being young and fun

how do you text a new friend to hang out without sounding like a democrat asking for money

rip richard nixon, you would’ve loved this decision

other countries are so funny. what do you mean you immediately know the results of your elections thanks to an accurate exit poll. in America we respect the time-honored tradition of waiting hours for miscellaneous ballot dumps from heartland counties you’ve never heard of

DC weather really heard all the Europeans were coming to town and said welcome to hell

Look, a lot has happened in the last few weeks, but I just want to make sure we never forget this.

my loyal story likers will all be invited to my wedding

How is Biden at 81 struggling to walk down stairs and form sentences but Pelosi at 84 is masterminding covert pressure campaigns in 4 inch stilettos

you have to be severely chronically online to get this specific choice of pic

I can't focus on Vance, I keep wondering how many Sephora points he has

Washington, DC

it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one

Had a rough week. Might get bangs later.

interesting how i woke up to no texts wishing me, a former student body president, a happy presidents day

For those watching at home: a new mom with her 1-month-old baby just flew across the country to save millions of Americans from losing their Medicaid. U.S. Rep. Brittany Pettersen is a hero (and Congress should support our bill to allow proxy voting for new parents bc she shouldn’t have to be)

Reading everyone’s hantavirus takes