ditch pony
@molly7anne
writer. first novel in progress.
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26-11-2013 22:40:44
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GL
@gldivittorio
Wife, mother, patriot. Insta: @gldivittorio
1984’s George Whorewell
@EwdatsGROSS
unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Natalie
@jbfan911
(in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
jon drake
@DrakeGatsby
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🍉
@cottoncandaddy
writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
alexa
@mariokartdwi
grow up
Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji
I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
Ron Iver
@ronnui_
Super desperate for you to like me
Skoog
@Skoog
copywriter | big ol’ sweetie
Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt
Extremely online internet gremlin & comedy content creator 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Bluesky & TikTok 🦝 https://t.co/JbrOVGHJgp ✨
Matt.
@MattTheBrand
overthinking | @mattthealt
The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank
@sug_knight
I have no hobbies or interests
sweatpants cher🔸
@House_Feminist
• unverified account • orca sympathizer • she/her • 🔴 alt @thot_feminist
old tom
@YuckyTom
proud mother to four robust conservative boys
Rads
@_radsy
Everything in moderation, except for snacks. https://t.co/5nYXnwFkTs
dick snickers
@smithsara79
My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
Andrew Nadeau
@TheAndrewNadeau
Comedian, Writer, Founder of Persona Essential Social Media Management, writer of @GrimAndGraham
sergeant dick lips the third
@TeahLhompson
saying things often
Keefler
@Keefler_Elf
Bad For Me out now 🖤💗
madimoiselle ♡
@drivingmemadi
like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own
a$ap mommy
@bongsandbuicks
hater of many, hated by all
CHOCNUT @ 7LakesFestival, San Pablo, Laguna
@chocnutsan
Comic Artist/Illustrator
mr. joshua
@pants
classically trained cartoonist.
jake
@jakebrodes
lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
VIN RIFFS
@vinriffs
Minneapolis Post/Prog/Math bringing you riffs and existential sadness . New record “Ephemeral Horizons” out 6/21. Pre-order and new single at the link below
maddie, hot dog enthusiast
@damnitmadeline
special education teacher // she/her // abolish ICE // abolish police // Black Lives Matter // 🇵🇸
NYTIMES BEST SMELLING AUTHOR
@TallentSam
Listen to Chubby Behemoth: https://t.co/nHqeEtlJru BUY MY BOOK: https://t.co/PdYhrzq3zY [email protected]
Dan Soder
@DanSoder
Comedian
jenny lewis
@jennylewis
Joy’all /Joi/yol/ noun 1. Joy to all 2. A feeling of great pleasure and happiness
horse dentist
@equine__dentist
horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
Chewie
@chewiepunx
musicgroup and maybe even personal friends of yours
Wolves of Glendale
@wolvesoglendale
Comedy band based in Glendale, CA ✨Monthly livestream concerts on Patreon: https://t.co/xXKLN0OD9o
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
THE GET READY TOUR coming to a city NEAR YOU | See me on tour https://t.co/oRhcE12b0C | Text me: 323-370-4480
Greg Coleman II
@SayGCole
Comedian. NegroFish Loon City Podcast
Michelle Wolf
@michelleisawolf
pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
Todd Barry
@toddbarry
YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast
Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
Amy A
@lolennui
billy corgan at disneyland
Trampled by Turtles
@tbtduluth
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club - Jack London.
kat ♱
@albertcamslut
hothouse flower. ornamental, not functional.
furby hancock
@furby_hancock
there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕪 𝕆𝕨𝕖𝕟
@MarkAntonyOwen
Poet: @Subruria. Publisher: @iambapoet / @after_poetry. Cats are my jam.
GennaRose Nethercott
@grnethercott
Writer, folklorist, ruffian ✨👻✨ THISTLEFOOT (@VintageAnchor / PRH). THE LUMBERJACK'S DOVE (@eccobooks / Nat'l Poetry Series). Researches & writes @lorepodcast
Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko.bsky.social)
@adamkotsko
Permanently dormant account to prevent impersonation. I post under the same name elsewhere. Yes, neoliberalism is a thing.
Alyssa Songsiridej
@anarasong
LITTLE RABBIT 💓🐰 out now at https://t.co/N2GczS9ltu she/hers rep'd @spinningkates pic by Jaypix Belmer on a socials break
Jac Jemc
@jacjemc
Jac Jemc is the author of EMPTY THEATRE, FALSE BINGO & THE GRIP OF IT (MCD/FSG Originals), MY ONLY WIFE & A DIFFERENT BED EVERY TIME (Dzanc). Guggenheim fellow.
Janel Comeau
@VeryBadLlama
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton
Agustina Bazterrica💚🏳️🌈
@AgusBazterrica
Libros 📚 Felinista: Feminista y Michi lover 💜 🐾 / Miembro de la Secta JJ Saer / Último libro: Las indignas. Alfaguara.
Jemima Kelly
@jemimajoanna
Columnist @FT. Formerly/forever @FTAlphaville. Best known for snark, sarc & Sark. “Bus passenger”. “Notorious fiat scammer”. 'Great power'. 😎
Unseen Japan
@UnseenJapanSite
The Japan you don’t learn about in anime. Staff account. Free newsletter: https://t.co/OpOaeDexyh
It’s me, Fara(naaz)
@faranaaz
Libraries. Bushwalks. BTS. 🇿🇦🇦🇺💜 I tweet for fun.
Brian Simpson
@bscomedian
Aaron Chambers
@Aaron__Chambers
#1 Honkey | @bdmongoliangrill Diet Pepsi record holder | I make some stuff @moistcr1tikal
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
@zillowgonewild
join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Sean Jordan
@SeanSJordan
I tell jokes and I skateboard. Please listen to All Fantasy Everything ❤️ Girl Dad available 3/21 on my Patreon shop! Link in bio.
Zak Toscani
@zak_toscani
Formerly @zaktoscani -Stand Up Comedian - mentioned by AV Club, Newsweek, The Oregonian
All Fantasy Everything
@AllFantasyPod
Official AFE Twitter! A podcast hosted by comedians who draft anything and everything pop culture. Hosted by Ian Karmel, David Gborie, and Sean Jordan.
Conajam
@conajam
expert witness
Kim Jakobsson
@KimJakobsson
In her blackest season | Artist | Sweden
Kara Swisher
@karaswisher
“Vitriolic” and now “shrill”media lady, though dogs can hear me loud and clear
The Fan Mankato
@TheFANMankato
Mankato's Sports Leader. Broadcast home for Minnesota State University, Minnesota Vikings, and local high school sports!
Chris
@Flyncode
rainbolt
@georainbolt
google maps player
Sophie Ota
@sophieota
digital @nyccomptroller @bradlander erstwhile @johnfetterman @ewarren
Kyle Kinane
@kylekinane
https://t.co/bHxYzIZRtr
Horror4Kids
@horror4kids
A Spooky Place For Kids Of ALL Ages To Celebrate ALL Things Horror. 👻 For Promotional/Business Inquiries Please Contact: [email protected]
ppigg
@s4m31p4n
king of a pig deal
Robert Redmayne Hosking 🔥🌍🔥
@rhosking252
Climate and environmental activist. ✊🗣️📢🆘🔥🌊🌎🌍🌏🌊🔥🆘🌿 #SixthMassExtinction 🗣️📢 Conservationist, global policy maker. 👊🌿🌱 #ClimatePolicies 📖 🕊️
The Right Here
@TheRightHere
We're a jang-a-lang-a-lang band from Minneapolis, MN
lo
@lo_houlberg
writer & technologist & cult fave