Maybe it was one of these places?:

I think any dog over 50lbs should be eligible to run for local office

I was complaining to my friend about how awful things feel and how hard it all is at the minute, and he said 'it's a period of deep moral injury for anyone with a thinking mind and a working heart,' and if that doesn't just hit the nail on the head I don't know what does.

'phones are making you depressed' wrong. the phone itself is fine, the apps are making people depressed. take everything off there but a music player, wikipedia, texts and the app that makes it look like you're drinking a beer when you hold it sideways and everyone would be fine

Monkey Man is incredible. Classic, satisfying storytelling. Images that stick to your eyes. and every time Dev Patel becomes just too unbearably sexy, BAM! someone get mutilated and you want to throw up. perfect film.

garbage eclipse. embarrassing. elon wants to live there? let him

“imagine the least generous reader you can imagine and pre-empt their objections” this paralyzed me for half a decade

Gender is a performance that children are bullied into from a very early age and you don't have to be trans or nonbinary to understand that.

Everyone who is mad about people taking off work/school to see a miracle of the natural world needs to understand that politics and business exist to support civil society and not the other way around

This entire framing is a bait & switch—few artists feel threatened by generative AI due to its ability to create quality work. They're threatened because too many clients don't care about the quality of the output, and AI will erode rates for creative work across the board.

captain: is there a doctor on this plane?? this man is having a heart attack

me: i have a BA in english

guy having a heart attack: that's brutal, hang in there

Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us.

In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”

it’ll be another 20 years before vampires can go to the bank again

solar eclipse my ass

“You can’t stare into the sun during an eclipse”

oh the darkness will be all consuming around 3? So a normal Monday?