i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein.

Leaving a toxic workplace is a weird feeling… like you’re relieved you’ve finally left, but also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessarily ruined by a few people creating a horrible work culture.

"Ensconced in the bottom of this electronic missive, lies information compressed in the deceptively small body of an icon. There, dear reader, you will find the treasures I speak of."

Overextending yourself doesn't make people appreciate you more.

“She’s sitting around, running around talking about my husband, the father of my children, and she spends her weekends peddling through sperm banks, looking through catalogues trying to find a donor. Honey, you don’t know if your baby daddy will be an ax murderer or a child

ex-boss checking your LinkedIn

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

I love Stacey so much!! Literal the reason why I started watching RHOP again… she’s everything!!

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN.

At this point they should just give the Love Island money to Charity

A 9–5 will humble you. One minute you’re passionate, next minute you’re calculating how many sick days you have left.

gym progress is so slow you think nothing is happening, then one shirt fits different

Sexually assaulting, and killing a 4-year-old child because you suspect her father is cheating is beyond evil. Walk away. Leave. Scream. Cry. But harming an innocent child? I genuinely cannot even compute that level of cruelty. #nadajane

Balut eggs… raw marinated crabs… kimchi… the list goes on

Hurt people…hurt people 🤷🏾‍♀️

I CAN’T LOSE!!!!!!! 😈🏆🥊

Ladies and gentleman...Olandria Carthen just made her debut at #ParisFashionWeek!!

cover girrrrrlz!!! baby Rocki served sumn serious on her first cover! came on set and shut her mama dowwwnn!!!! W Magazine 🥹💞 Photography: Tim Walker Styling: Jahleel Weaver Editor in Chief: Sara Moonves Creative Directors at Large: Kevin Tekinel and Charles Levai Writer: Maxine