Any gayers? Any boylikers? Any menkissers?

ME FEAR ME (Women want fish)

need ASS

bidet fans squirting ur ass in the qrts 💀

The void: Me: I live within you The void: Me: No you hang up first

I don’t text for shitttt in the family group chat. I’m lurking every waking moment. Just waiting for one of these mfs to fuck up and say the wrong thing.

Just woke up from a dream that I boofed nitrous oxide out of a fucking light bulb in a bed bath and beyond. Just right there in an aisle, it was great though.

HOLY SHIT IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT

I love living on a planet

Lookin out for titties in Shrek 2 rn

I’m gonna start kicking tablets of prozac at people on the street

Got so high I got over all my exes💯🤙 #haveatthee #moneyup

What am I wrong. Lord please tell me. What is thy instructions. How can I serve my lord and savior, so that you are pleased with your loyal servant. I pray goth gf and you don’t answer. Why have you forsaken me.