who called it "furries running BGP" and not ARFanet?

I ALMOST FORGOT—HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🐋🧨💥 OTD 1970…

Dear Alaska Airlines, Are you out of your fucking mind? Is $25 how much you value three days' worth of my time?

Join our team! Text WINEBLOWJOBS to 25000!

I just *looove* how punitive the Mac migration process is if you don't or can't (for corporate policy reasons) use iCloud...

biscuits and gravy fountain

The correct audience for my tweets.

Wondering if someone accidentally called /quitquitquit on the employee service.

One last Emoji Mashup. Thank you for the ride!! 💙

hey check it out, a blog post about pedal over-voltage protection: heuristic.industries/blog/over-volt…

Nothing says "good news" quite like legislated abuse of laborers ...

If it’s “single sign on” then why do I have to do it twenty fucking times a day?

.Vinson Lee found the panda cam

D̒̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ🫡 @notshenetworks iptables works in chains. these chains are blocks of rules. QED: iptables is block-chain technology

BART gets it fixed in five days, while it's been a year and a half and Sound Transit - 🚆 🚈 🚍 still doesn't have train arrival times on their signage.

I found the OKR for security teams everywhere

Safety FOURTH

Dallas be like

Anyone who has worked on old things knows how fuckin funny this ad is