the homosexual urge to inseminate any cute boy who is nice to me

linked up w tampa’s finest florida man, Charlie (pictured)

the life you want wants you too.

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

I refuse to engage with Pride Month discourse this year, please direct any questions and concerns to Azealia Banks

damn lisa frank went hard

But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)

The sub story has everything. Billionaires. Logitech controllers. A stepson seeing Blink 182. Conversations about what is funny and what isn't. Rescue missions. The Titanic. Orcas.

Peacock showing off.. 🦚

sometimes i just wanna hang out with someone without exchanging a single word

whatever come talk to me when these aliens show hole

I simply won’t believe in aliens until Hank Green says they’re real

you can’t even make gay porn in the senate hearing room anymore thanks to wokeness and cancel culture

I like both candidates but I think we need someone older

Drop Dead Gorgeous counts as a Fourth of July movie.