7/8pm footy sesh in summer/spring not many things better

9.5/10 is the funniest rating of all time man

They deserve every bit of criticism. Inexcusable.

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.

you ate bangers n mash, and came to speak with the gaffer

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

Caught the guy who gave me a parking ticket last week out with his family

@ arsenal

I stopped talking because I started sounding like a philosopher and nobody tryna hear that 24/7 Imao

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

Saw man reading a book in between sets at the gym.

Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

“she’s got mental health” brotherrrrrrrr when are people going to learn to say this sentence correctly 😭😭😭😭

Lifestyle inflation is crazy 2013 Nines said he through 7 to his jeweller and got a wheel up mid song If you say that in 2026 they'll tell you to get a 9-5 The Bank of England gotta pay for its crimes

I think ppl are focusing on GD too much. Whoever slips up first loses the title

“Choppelganger”

Perfect video reaction usage

learner driver just beeped at me on a roundabout