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favorite game to play when i’m out in LA is “age gap relationship or does he just look like shit?”

every time i see him i can only think of The Tweet

insane to me that MDMA-assisted couples therapy shows effect sizes ~7x stronger than traditional therapy but no one talks about it

Forgot the phrase "together or separate" during my first customer interaction of the day so I asked this guy "do you love him" while gesturing at his business partner or friend

Okay I’m gonna go kiss myself now

Get a luxury duvet and sleep inside it. That is all.

surely today is going to be the day it starts getting better

When will the government shut down end and how will we know they’ve gone back to work

Cat calling outside like courthouse like DAMNNN what did they arrest you for, serial heartbreaking?

Involuntary Celibate (Incels.is) Your loneliness is not my problem. Start taking accountability.

I’ve have said many times I think it’s hot when a guy does a backflip and not one of you told me to go to Mormon country. I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.

This is the funniest thing you will ever see

If I was in the UK I would just say all my tweets were based on religious beliefs

I’m sorry, are you Dylan Thomas?