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Moderately Mom

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Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Math question: If one child is watching kids YouTube, one child is reading aloud, and another child is watching tv all in the same room. How long until I curl up into a ball from overstimulation?

Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What I say to my 5 yo daughter: You’re being disrespectful. Rethink your words. What I WANT to say to my 5 yo daughter: YO YOU’RE ON SOME SHIT I DUNNO WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO BUT I WILL SWING YOU BY YOUR HAIR GO TO YOUR ROOM

threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: *he’s been playing Minecraft for 5 years - surely he’s run out of things to say by now...* 11 year old: Daddy, did you know Minecraft has had a new update and have added goats and copper and lightning rods and- Me:

MumInBits (@muminbits) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sorry I didn’t stay to chat to you over the hedge but I was too busy pretending my kid needed to use bathroom so that I wouldn’t have to stay to chat to you over the hedge

A Bearer Of Dad News (@homewithpeanut) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Aren't you afraid your boys will turn gay if they wear nail polish?" Them turning gay doesn't worry me but them turning out like you does

Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Took my daughter to Target to buy a birthday gift and she ended up with $150 of extra stuff in the cart. Her transition to a woman is now complete.

The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My kid, breaking a rule: I DIDN'T KNOOOOOOWWWWW. My kid, when their sibling is breaking a rule: This rule, established in 2016, when broken, carries a punishment of no dessert and no screen time for the rest of the day.

Rodney Lacroix (@rodlacroix) 's Twitter Profile Photo

News: Parents arrested on neglect charges for their 9 children. Most people: Omg how horrible! Parents: Omg why would you have 9 kids?!?