a calm boyfriend 🤝🏻 a dramatic girlfriend

You’re telling me a pumpkin creamed in this cold brew

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

If you give me a long hug, I might start crying.

I hate when my boobs ruin an outfit. Like we could have been serving cottagecore but thanks to you guys it’s milkmaid MILF

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

Mfs be like “Ew milk” then go drink Dr.pepper

“you wanna come with me to-“ YESSSS I DOOO pass me my crocs

Shein workers bout to clock in:

Ima be in my daughter ear like “ go tell daddy we want chick fil a” 🤣🤣🤣

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

Boys watch way too much Ninja movies and learn the skills😂

i can’t wait for spring i’m going to hangout on the porch soooo hard like nobody has ever done before

Many of us are constantly looking for evidence that our partner will abandon us or hurt us in some way. Here's why:

Having a big heart be making you feel guilty about shit you should never feel guilty about

too many people think the grass is greener somewhere else but the grass is green where you water it. remember that.