So, the next time someone thinks they're being smart by telling you they "should have stayed in France"... here's the JCWI 5-step guide to responding, which doesn't involve pointing out how deeply they are lacking in either humanity or imagination...

Ha ha ha ha ha roflcopter

My favorite software building block is the pure function. My favorite tool is composition. medium.com/javascript-sce…

I hope you never have to try and blacklist a stolen handset with Three UK . We're at 5 days and counting waiting for proof of blacklisting. Escalated to complaints team and told "within 24 hours" four days running now.

The agents I've spoken to seem powerless to get anything done. Maybe ThreeUKSupport can fix this?

Donut Jason Gorman @[email protected] If you can’t run the suite after every new line of code or every refactoring, and you can’t merge/rebase with everyone else’s several times an hour, then you don’t know anything is wrong until after you’ve accumulated a bunch of problems in a bunch of places.

The only reason that Agile is faster is that we don't waste time building stuff nobody wants. There's nothing inherently faster in the approach. Sutherland's "twice the work in half the time" is pure BS.

My sympathies go to all Twitter employees cut loose today. Apart from those involved with "see less often". I hope you are destitute and never work in tech again.

Fine. I’ll try Mastadon. Who all is there so I can follow? Drop your handle below! mstdn.social/@briannawu

Any JS devs looking to work on an very good political transparency project? The very lovely @skinofstars is looking for someone to work with him at Who Targets Me whotargets.me/en/developer/