me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

I don’t think there’s a single man on this earth who can ignite a fire in me like my mother. 😭 my girl makes me MAD

quando você dormiu só 3 horas e as pessoas à sua volta não param de falar

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

eu amo limpar a casa, mas com 3 condições: começar quando eu quiser levando quanto tempo eu precisar sem pessoas em casa

Borrowing myself money from my savings

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

procrastinating literally every possible thing

do u ever just go wow i have a lot of repressed anger

Me: whatever happens happen Whatever: *happens* Me:

todas as noites eu prometo fazer mudanças radicais na minha vida e no dia seguinte eu nem consigo sair da cama

im like if someone who was extremely clingy and possessive was also extremely avoidant and unattainable

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

“vou me recompensar” como se em algum momento eu me privasse de algo ou dissesse não pra mim mesmo

Just helped my mum download the NHSapp. I need a fucking strong drink.